September 2010
1 post
it’s all dead and i can’t stop staring at it. in the dark, my straining eyes glimpse splayed limbs, feeble fingers, limp locks. it’s ugly and repulsive and the smell is enough to wretch. stuck though: a passerby drawn in by misfortune and misery, a fool enticed by his wayward imagination.
of course… the dead have nothing to offer. that’s why they’re dead
...
August 2010
16 posts
“I love you all Marta”
– Michael Bluth
*blagh!
check out this funny stuff from www.randompics.net! prepare for a lot of sifting though… but funny shit!
July 2010
8 posts
“real men don’t die. they go to hell to regroup”
http://www.randompics.net/?p=4442
huxley ftw!
http://www.randompics.net/?p=4442
http://www.randompics.net/?p=4457
http://www.randompics.net/?p=4531
dabes?
http://www.randompics.net/?p=4584
“Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or...”
– (i helped him write this…)
June 2010
7 posts
it was earth all along!
http://kotaku.com/5555690/bring-on-the-monkey-mind+powered-robots
a monkey controlling a robotic arm with its brain!!!!
also. truely hilarious comment from stikasasn
“none of you seem to understand… im not surfing the internet with...”
– some comment on the youtube video for the beginning is the end is the beginning
“Like I was telling my kid this morning: there’s nothing left to eat that...”
– Uncle_Billy_Slumming via kotaku
Invite a friend to comment
May 2010
2 posts
“But when it’s said and done you’ll find in the light,
That...”
– every time i die
April 2010
14 posts
“the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon”
doc manhatten
you could be beautiful again…
“The magazines and media supplied you with their plastic protocol
And maybe...”
– Dustin Kensrue
quote of the weekend
“im a prostitute, so lemme buy some of your money with love!”
-johnson(?) from san jose
another
The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
-Malcolm Fleschner, Arlington
this kid is comic gold! i hope the rest of this essay was enough to get him some callidge
an exerpt from "analogies and metaphors found in...
He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.
-Brian Broadus, Charlottesville
terrible writing… but for some reason i really like it
http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_fun_pages/analogies.html
they’re hilarious!
February 2010
11 posts
