Apr 07 2010
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an exerpt from “analogies and metaphors found in highschool essays”
He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.
-Brian Broadus, Charlottesville
terrible writing… but for some reason i really like it
http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_fun_pages/analogies.html
they’re hilarious!