straight from the tap

Apr 07 2010

an exerpt from “analogies and metaphors found in highschool essays”

He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

-Brian Broadus, Charlottesville

terrible writing… but for some reason i really like it

http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_fun_pages/analogies.html

they’re hilarious!

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